Reading The Water (radio) – Chris Yates

Writer Chris Yates explores the spirit of carp fishing at a Wiltshire lake in midsummer.

It seems to be a feature of Chris Yates when he appears on TV, that he doesn’t actually catch fish. That’s not to say that this legendary angler does not catch fish, he would not be as admired as he is if that were the case. And whilst much of that admiration is driven by his wonderful writing, I don’t think that would be quite the same if he had not demonstrated the ability to catch fish. For those unfamiliar with Chris, he held the record for catching the biggest carp in the UK, taking that title from another much-respected angler and writer Dick Walker, who had held it for nearly thirty years.

But it does bring out the point that for many who love to spend time sitting for hours at the bankside, not catching a fish does not mean that time has been wasted. One of my most memorable sessions was a “blank” where I caught nothing but had an unforgettable encounter with a barn owl.

It would be spoiling  of me to say whether or not this recently aired radio programme captures a successful attempt to catch  big carp, but it is rich in Chris’ descriptive language and includes a breath-taking tale about a kingfisher.

 The Pull of the River – Matt Gaw – Elliott & Thompson – 2019

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If you have explored this blog site to any degree, you’ll have realised that most of the books that feature here are of some vintage; a number are even out of print and one, or two, should never have been printed in the first place. This is not to say that I don’t read recently published works. I certainly do – I was, until recently, the book reviewer for Bushcraft and Survival Skills Magazine which gave me the privilege of getting to read not only the newly published , but on occasion the pre-published.

But the fact is that the numbers of new books are outweighed by the treasures (of varying worth) that I gather as an incurable book-womble.

I recently reviewed John Wright for the aforementioned magazine where I said:

“I am already a big fan of John Wright. I like him even more having read that his “house is threatened with collapse under the weight of several hundred books”. As someone similarly afflicted it made me laugh out loud and John’s six previous books, are amongst my own house-threatening collection.”  

It is that bad.

All of which rambling discourse, is a preamble to saying this is a new book and so, a fairly rare occurrence for this site.

I don’t know where I found out about Matt Gaw’s book, but I’m glad I did.
The Pull of the River follows a year in which the author, not having paddled anything before,has riparian adventures, sometimes alone, but mostly with his friend James, who built their Canadian canoe. They travel rivers great and small, beautiful and uglified, natural and straight-jacketed with concrete.

Some of the trips involve wild camping and I couldn’t help but think that a blue tarp was not the best choice for that secretive practice. They are similarly badly kitted out to begin with, paddling in jeans and keeping their kit dry in carrier bags, until a capsize on the Thames in spate provides a frightening lesson in the inappropriate.

The book concludes with a trip along the Great Glen trail, an adventure I’ve enjoyed myself.

Having come, patron life to canoeing myself (word,) I xxxx with this book and its enthusiasm sense of adventure and sentiments, not least of all where it says…

“Part of the pull on the river is escape. To paddle on a river is to break into a new world, one feels free from the usual rules and confines of human society. On the water you are not a journalist, a father, an artist, or a friend. The salesman is drowned, the doctor turned to bubbling, wind-whipped foam, the office walls overcome and overwhelmed in a surging flood. We are free to wander alone and unchecked. Although there are only ever two ways to go, the possibilities seem endless. We are outside civilisation, away from it all.”

 

Tuppence a bag?

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In my mind’s eye feeding birds has always been something for old people. Certainly, I remember from childhood both pairs of grandparents feeding birds and getting great delight from it. But we never fed birds at home when I was a kid and as an adult my attempts had been limited to putting a few scraps out when it snowed when, we are told, birds are going hungry. No-one seems to have told the birds this though, as my offerings were wholly ignored, if not scorned.

 

So, was its age that led me to spontaneously pick up a birdfeeder whilst I was queuing to pay for a new shirt in late spring? And then to buy it too? I don’t know; possibly. I had joined the Ramblers earlier in the year, a group I always thought was for the senior age group. But the story behind that is one for another day.

 

However, at the risk of seeming to be in denial, I don’t actually think it was an age thing. In my mind it was the understanding that British birds are in decline. Hell, every species on the planet seems to be in decline, except rats and humans; and reality TV stars (a mix of the two). And it all feels quite hopeless at times, but birds I hope, are perhaps something I could have an impact on.

 

My thinking is that whilst woodland sustains bird life, as do open fields, the habitats that birds like most are a mixture – hedgerows and woodland fringes. I don’t know if that is a very scientific conclusion, but I notice more birds at the edge of a wood than in the middle of it.

 

My garden backs onto a field and a wooded area and so has quite a few feathered visitors, partly I reckon because it also has several small trees linked by large shrubs.

 

As soon as I put the feeder up it drew in birds. It also drew in squirrels. Luckily, we don’t get many of the grey tree-rats, and a shield made from a poundshop pizza tray with a hole drilled through it mostly kept them at bay over the summer. Mostly. They do still attempt to get at the food, but a cordless doorbell hung nearby usually scares them off and so the birds get most of the food. That’s not to say they don’t go hungry. The feeder was such a success that I got two more and even then, regular topping up was required, though that has slowed as autumn arrived. I also set up a plastic flowerpot saucer as a drinking point/bath and this has been as much of a success if not more, no doubt because of the hot weather we had.

 

Although I put perches on the feeders to make them more accessible, it is largely the tits that feed from them, and we often get between ten and twenty long-tailed, blue, coal and great tits using them at one time. Robins are moderately successful on the feeders and a male blackbird is comically bad at using them. We also get a woodpecker (which I have talked about before) who is a messy eater. However, the food debris on the ground attracts a greater variety of birds with wrens, dunnocks, thrushes, a dopey pigeon and its more elegant collared dove cousins coming into feed.

 

For several reasons, amongst all these avian diners, my favourite visitor is the nuthatch.

 

To begin with, it is because it is the only bird that can hop down (underline) a tree trunk, which is pretty impressive.

 

Then, because it reminds me of the walks my son and I used to take when he was a tot. We would wander through fields and woods, always looking for something to watch or investigate. On one such wombling expedition we had stopped for a snack and were sitting on the trunk of a fallen tree, when we spotted a nuthatch on the trunk of an oak. It proceeded to hammer a small acorn into a fissure in the bark, so that it could feed on it, exactly as described in books, but rarely seen in real-life.


And the last reason takes me full circle. My paternal grandmother used to put seeds out for the birds. I don’t recall ever seeing any on her feeder, but then there was generally a tribe of us kids thundering between house and garden. But whilst I mightn’t have seen many birds in the flesh (or should that be feather?) back then, I do recall enjoying the boxes the bird seed came in. They had named illustrations of individual species down the sides and it was the nuthatch I liked the best. Something about the colouring and shape set it apart from the others which seemed brown, or dumpy. Or brown and dumpy. I also loved the black bar that ran across its eyes, like the mask of a superhero, or a highwayman, or Zorro, or the Lone Ranger. It was just flat out cool.

And many years later, they still look pretty damn amazing, and even more so in real life.

Sitelines – Go Wild

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An early chapter of the book that I’m currently reading, The Pull of the River by Matt Gaw, references an old BBC radio programme. Cigarette on the Waveney featured Roger Deakin canoeing down the eponymous river.

Curiosity aroused, I went online to see if it was currently available. The result was beyond my expectation and very pleasing. It was included in a group of sixteen broadcasts about the outdoors under the banner of Go Wild.

Alongside Deakins’ trip in a canoe called Cigarette, there are programmes on wild swimming, outdoor cooking, rivers, trees, living off grid, mountains, rock pools and much else.

The programmes are all around half an hour long, and so it will take me a while to work my way through them, but it’s been good listening so far and I have even discovered that 1960s band Procul Harum was named after a cat.

Eh-oh, it’s Autumnwatch

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Last night BBC nature series Autumnwatch started its run.

Whilst this has some amazing footage of British flora and fauna, it is not a series I’m especially fond of, or will make an effort to watch.

That’s mostly down to the format and presenters, which/who is/are by turns, smug, twee and overly earnest. The tone is one of children’s television.

It also seems laughable that Michaela Strachan, who lives in South Africa flies in to take part. An unwarranted carbon footprint.

None of this is helped when they are lined up in puffy, brightly coloured jackets, so that they look like the Teletubbies. Tragically, I suspect this may have been deliberate.

A Walk on the Mild Side

A couple of years ago I used to do a lot of walking. Each weekend I would take off on a jaunt of between twelve and twenty miles, plus at least one shorter walk midweek. But I developed Plantar Fasciitis in one foot and an orthopaedic problem in the other. The latter resulted in surgery earlier this year. Accordingly, my perambulations through the countryside had ceased and I missed them terribly. By the beginning of this summer I’d managed a few shorter walks, but last Saturday I undertook something more substantial. The walk I had planned was something just over ten miles and I did not honestly know if I could do it.

But there was only one way to find out, and despite a few pediatric twinges I set out. Retracing one’s steps always feels quite tedious, so I always take either a circular route or do what I did on Saturday and take public transport somewhere, then walk home.  This does mean that you are committed, and I wasn’t without trepidation as I set out, with what felt like a heavy pack. In hindsight I did take a few pieces of kit I could have managed without, but most of the weight was food and water. Whilst my load could have been lighter, it was still a good day out, with much to see, including old signs on ancient oaks and the cottage where my father was born eighty years ago.

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One of the main delights of these rambles through the country is the wildlife, but whilst I saw many (too many) tree rats, I didn’t see much fauna. At one point I passed a large raptor calling from a tall  conifer, but I couldn’t actually see it; it was, I suspect a buzzard, rather than a red kite. And then apart from a field full of gormless pheasants, I only spotted a moorhen, and brown trout at the river and a large dragonfly, under a motorway bridge of all places.

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This lack of critters was disappointing, but perhaps I wasn’t as tuned in as I used to be, or maybe my gait is a noisier one.

Farming, however, was very much in evidence. I stopped to have a few words with a farmer looking after some newly planted native tree saplings and later was held up by a Combine harvesting a field of oats through which my path ran. I was also eyed suspiciously by a group of juvenile sheep lying in the shade and was, inevitably, followed across a field by a small herd of cows.

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Breaking for lunch, by the River Pang divided the trip in two and I spent about forty minutes sitting by the chalk stream enjoying the peace and quiet.

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It got tougher after that and I definitely enjoyed the first leg more than the second. Although I’m glad to say I finished the walk, I did start to slow down dramatically and so took a shorter route for the end section so that I covered about nine and a half miles, all told.

Nevertheless, it was a good day and one I’ve waited a long time for.

 

 

Sitelines – Podcast Radio Hour

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Like finding a beautiful clearing in the woods, it’s great to stumble across an interesting book, article or radio programme. And so it was with Podcast Radio Hour that just happened to be being broadcast last week when I was salving the lack of outdoors in my working day, by walking to a shop to buy a couple pieces of kit, as replacements for things I lost, or wrecked in Scotland.

This episode “Taking It Outside”, as you might guess is both recorded in and features the outdoors. There are three podcasts making up the issue and gives the background, an excerpt and interview with those involved.

They are:

Folk On Foot – walks with British folk musicians around a landscape that has  inspired them. The excerpt features Karine Polwart on Fala Moor,

The Wild – an American podcast by Chris Morgan, a British ex-pat, ecologist and film-maker. The featured episode is set in the Pacific North-West  coast as they head for a spot called “one square inch of silence”.

Walking – another American podcast and one where you can listen to the wordless sounds of Jon Mooallem talking a walk. Some might enjoy this ambient soundtrack of crunching footsteps, but it really wasn’t for me.  Which is a shame as the first two features were great.

Portable Magic

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At the beginning of the week I started reading The Outrun by Amy Liptrot. It’s a really honest and well written memoire describing her return to Orkney. I was thoroughly engrossed, but at the same time rationing my reading to eke out the experience. This is not something I normally do, so that’s an indicator of the quality.

That rationing became an embargo, when Dark Skies by Tiffany Francis arrived from the publishers. This a book which I will be writing a magazine review for and so, with a deadline in sight, I have reluctantly put The Outrun aside.

That is not a bad thing, since Dark Skies, sub-headed A Journey into the Wild Night, is also an enjoyable read.

This is called, I think, an embarrassment of riches.

 

Bright Eyed and Bushy Tailed

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Two years ago, I canoed the length of Loch Ness. It was a very special adventure on many levels.

It was the first time I had been in a canoe since I was a child. It was the first time I had been to that part of Scotland and there were several other firsts which embellished the enjoyment and memory of the trip. Judging which was best is difficult, so I haven’t even tried, but seeing a wild otter was a surprising and amazing experience.  Not least of all as it bobbed up very close to the boat.

 

As an angler, fish sign is something I’m always looking for, often subconsciously, and I had seen absolutely none anywhere on the Loch, something I suspect adds to the atmospheric aura of the place. Since the water is stained dark from the surrounding soil, this would seem to limit plant growth and there isn’t the level of vegetation you might usually find in a lake. Accordingly, I suspect that Loch Ness has a very small biomass given its size and so I had to wonder what the otter was feeding on.

 

Another animal encounter also thrilled me. The Dipper is the only swimming songbird in the world, diving underneath the water to gather food, something made possible by having denser bones than other birds. They are somewhere around the size of a blackbird with dark brown/dark grey plumage, with a bright, white throat and bib. Having only ever seen them on TV I was really pleased to spot one on a rock where a small stream cascaded into the great Loch.

 

Being on the water gives you a different perspective of the world and the natural world treats you with a different perspective too.

 

If you are walking along a riverbank unless you are very lucky a heron will, long before you get near, take-off and vanish with a few loping beats of its wings. If you are in a canoe they will, more often than not, remain statue-still as you float by. Similarly, from the river bank a kingfisher is a split-second streak of electric blue that fizzes through your vision. If you are afloat you get a longer, although still brief encounter as you watch an azure speck working the riverside.

 

A few weeks ago, I was back in Scotland. This latest adventure was another canoe trip, this time along the River Spey, from Aviemore to the sea.

 

I was happy to see a Dipper and there were also quiet a few other birds.  Oystercatchers are easily recognisable, a small ducky sized black and white bird with a red-orange cigar of a beak, and matching long legs. They are usually found on the coast. Or at least so I thought. A month before the Spey trip I was canoeing the River Wye and had seen a handful on one of the shingle beaches that are a feature of that beautiful meandering watercourse. However, there were plenty all along the Spey. All along and overhead; their distinctive cry heard long into the evening It was a nice sound to lull you to sleep as we bedded down, well before the late June sunset. That and the croaking cry of the heron were the soundtrack of the trip

 

But like my earlier Scottish trip, it was a rare mammal that really made an impact. My grandfather told me he last saw a Red Squirrel in our home county around 1930, so they have been gone a long time from my part of the world, but they still persevere elsewhere in the British Isles. And although I have been to Scotland a number of times, I had never even thought to look out for one.
It was only as we were getting ready to set out on day one that another of the party (who is also from the South) mentioned that he’d seen red squirrels when he did the trip last year that I realised it was an option. And, as if on cue, shortly afterwards one scampered through a nearby tree. I was, I suspect, disproportionately excited but it was a delightful and unexpected encounter. Luckily the experience is etched in my mind’s eye, because taking a photo (into the sun) of the little creature proved to be less than a brilliant success, as you can see.

In Clover

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Just as a lucky clover has three leaves, the Friday before last I counted myself thrice lucky.

Firstly, that I had a day off work. After cleaning, fixing and packing away my kit from a recent canoe trip, I spent a few soggy hours in the garden doing some different fixing and tidying, much to the annoyance of the birds that visit our feeders, who sat twittering in trees and bushes.

My second blessing was that amongst all the birds which thronged to eat once I was safely indoors was a woodpecker. Predominantly black and white, with a red cap that marked it as a juvenile. I confess I had to look that up, as birds are an aspect of nature where my knowledge is quite poor. Shy and hard to photograph it was a delight to see it. As you can see, my attempt to take a snap gave a result not unlike the same quality found in photos where people claim to have filmed Bigfoot. I will try and do better.

And the third boon was good radio to listen to whilst I was doing all this.

In keeping with the trilogy theme, three programmes stood out.

Firstly “Just a Simple Old New Zealand Bee-Keeper”, which was a 30-minute interview with Everest conqueror Sir Edmund Hilary

Then, “Plants: From Roots to Riches”. This is not a series I have heard before (something I must rectify) and the episode, Botanical Medicine, was fascinating not least of all how it explained, that the conditions in which a plant grows can affect its efficacy as a source of medicine.

And finally, “Who Was Opal?”, told the tale of nature lover Opal Whiteley, a curious and mysterious figure, who wrote a best-selling and controversial book about her childhood in lumber camps. The programme described an intriguing but tragic figure who would, I think, have enjoyed the thought of being remembered.

Max Wenner Mystery part two

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Following on from my earlier piece on Max Wenner and his mysterious death, I have been doing more research. That sounds a bit more involved than the truth of the matter, which is that I have acquired a copy of “So It Was”, Michael A. Wenner’s autobiography. He was the nephew of Max, and so the first section of his book gives plenty of detail on his Wenner forebears, including his Uncle Max, who actually features on the cover, holding a hawk, as described in my earlier piece.

I was relieved to find  that the story I had pieced together was broadly correct. And, of course the biog. gave a lot more detail and background. Some minor details in my piece were incorrect. For instance, what I stated (repeating someone else’s mistake) was a photo of Max and his brother is it seems a picture of the brother and some Icelanders. However, I suspect that it was actually Max who took the photo, because the book emphasizes Max’s keen interests in the natural world and photography.

As well as giving family background and some personal details about Max , it has suggested some further lines of research. One of which is the Royal Flying Corps, in which Max served as a pilot during World War One. This may have been where he began his interest in photography as at that point in time military aircraft had a more observational role (including photographic reconnaissance), rather than being used for combat.

On Max’s demise the book is rather brief, but does introduce a curious new element. It says as follows “I must have been around fifteen in the mid to late ’30s when Max – returning by air from a visit to Essen, the home of a German lady of whom after Dolly’s death he had grown fond – unaccountably fell to his death from the aircraft. One of his fellow passengers was a Mr John Vincent Cain, a colourful entrepreneur and former smuggler of arms and planes to Franco – and possibly a not too reliable witness. The Daily Express reported Mr Cain as stating that he had watched my uncle ‘hurry on to the airliner at Cologne and…pen sheet after sheet of note-paper at furious speed; thrust the notes into his pocket and suddenly disappear into the back compartment..The letters stated to have been written were missing when Max’s body was found and were never recovered.’

I find it a little odd that the book’s author has relied on a newspaper article to tell this part of his  history, after all he was fifteen years of age at the time; hardly a child, but perhaps his recall failed him, nonetheless it does seem strange to me.

The newspaper tale is not entirely accurate since, as we have seen, the letter (singular) was found on the poor man’s body.

What is also curious is the presence of an arms smuggler in the story.  This only adds weight to the Agatha Christie-esque colour of the whole tale.

I shall in due course update my earlier piece, to include more of the background to Max Wenner, provided by this biography. And there are of course more lines of research to take forward, not least of which is the curious Mr Cain, for whom my initial research has proved largely fruitless.

Ray Mears’ Bibliography

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This is a work in progress and will be finessed in due course. These are UK publications and there will be non-UK publications, which I will seek to add – also in due course.

Author

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  • The Survival Handbook*– Oxford Illustrated Press 1990
  • The Complete Outdoor Handbook*– Ebury Press 1992
  • Ray Mears’ World of Survival – Harper Collins 1997
  • Outdoor Survival Handbook– Ebury Press/Random House 2001 ( this is a reprint of the 1992 book under a different title)
  • Bushcraft – Hodder & Staughton 2002.
  • Essential Bushcraft – Hodder & Staughton 2003.
  • The Real Heroes of Telemark- Hodder & Staughton 2004.
  • Ray Mears’ Bushcraft Survival- Hodder & Staughton 2005.
  • Wild Food (co-written with Professor Gordon Hillman)- Hodder & Staughton 2007.
  • Ray Mears Goes Walkabout – Hodder & Staughton 2008.
  • Vanishing World – Hodder & Staughton 2008.
  • Northern Wilderness- Hodder & Staughton 2009.
  • My Outdoor Life – Hodder & Staughton
  • Out on the Land (co-written with Lars Falt) – Bloomsbury 2016.

Foreword

  • The Good Life: Up the Yukon without a paddle – Dorian Amos – Eye Books 2004
  • Another Man’s Shoes – Sven SØmme & Ellie SØmme /Targett – Polperro Heritage Press 2005
  • Animal Tracks and Signs by Preben Bang & Preben Dahlstrom – Oxford University Press 2006 edition
  • Zen Explorations in Remotest New Guinea: Adventures in the Jungles and Mountains of Irian Jaya by Neville Shulman – two forewords – Rebecca Stephens & Ray Mears – Tuttle Publishing 1992

Mentions

  • On Foot Through Africa – Ffyona Campbell – 1995 Orion
  • The Art of Fire Daniel Hume 2017 Century (Penguin/Random House)
    Included in acknowledgements. Author worked at Woodlore, Mears’ School of Bushcraft, becoming Head of Operations, stepping down in 2017